How about a one-eyed toilet paper mummy?
Or an evil Disney-something witch who likes to portray her fake goodness by holding a really cute dinky puppy? (The kids are not fooled--they have seen the movies. They know better than to follow a strange witch bearing enticing fruit, or cute animals. )
Neither of those suit you? Then how about a cute black, sparkly-eared kitty?
(With a half smeared nose.)
It comes with a basket of kitties, complete with their own costumes.
(Yes, they are mummy kitties--she thought of this all by herself.)
Or, you could go as a dark phantom with a ghostly floating third red eye.
(I have no idea how it got there.)
p.s. If you go as the black phantom, this means that:
1. You have convinced your mom of this costume--the closest thing to creepy she would allow.
2. You would not have to wear it all day, even to the Halloween party. Thus you would not have your mom following you around with her camera. She would be left to take a quick picture at night with her awful flash.
Boo.
Boo-Hoo.
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