the bubble gum dance

This is what you do when your Omi buys you a yard of bubble gum. You dance and jump and do a little air-guitar. You are sooooo excited about your yard of bubble gum because deep down you know that there is no way your mother would have bought it for you had she been alone with you in the store. 

Thus you are not only dancing for joy because you are now the proud owner of yard of bubble gum, but you are also dancing and singing the praises of grandmas all over the world who buy things for you that your parents will not. 

Thank God for grandmas!  :) 

(You did not just see me roll my eyes.)